Amy Winehouse Death Watch

Not too long ago Amy Winehouse could have passed for Hot in many circles. But she takes the Ol’ super model Heroine Chic look to a new level. Before you jump all over me and send me nasty messages I have a disclaimer.

“It is not my fault Amy Winehouse is a cracked out freak. Please direct your anger to the crack and the crack dealers who sell her the junk, along with any enablers who support her reckless lifestyle”

It is apparent that her crack, chain smoking, and other bad habits have caused her serious health problems. Who wants to hear Amy Winehouse sing Rehab with a Susan Estrich like smokers voice? With emphysema and 70% or less lung capacity, undoubtedly her career has come to a screeching halt.

With that said I have started an Amy Winehouse death watch poll. No I don’t want her to die, she is extremly talented and is throwing it all away. But just like the “Reality Show” Intervention, sometimes there is nothing you can do but cut the ties and let them go. So all of you fans out there should just dump her and leave her. Your support and monetary contributions (Album Sales) are only delaying the inevitable and enabling her bad behavior.

So let the betting begin. Take the death watch poll and let us know what you think. Heck even Vegas is hedging bets. But I will make it even more interesting, the first person to leave a comment at the end of this post and guesses her expiration date within five days, will get a nice fifty dollar iTunes death, Ahem… gift certificate. That of course only applies to 2008.

Not So Hot Mamma

The mom to be was spotted earlier this week carrying around her payload and showing off her not so hot self. First you have to ask your self, is she even remotely hot? There are a lot of sexy mothers to be and for celebrities, pregnancy can sometimes be a new level of hotness but not for Jamie Lynn. 17 and knocked up, it is not hard to imagine what she was doing on the set of Nickelodeon. Not so much of a shred has been said of her under age sexcapades and for that reason I have named Jamie Lynn Spears as a NOT HOT mom to be. What do you think. Was Jamie Lynn on her way to hotness before her pregnancy? Or will she be train wreck number two for the spears family.