Amy Winehouse Death Watch

Not too long ago Amy Winehouse could have passed for Hot in many circles. But she takes the Ol’ super model Heroine Chic look to a new level. Before you jump all over me and send me nasty messages I have a disclaimer.

“It is not my fault Amy Winehouse is a cracked out freak. Please direct your anger to the crack and the crack dealers who sell her the junk, along with any enablers who support her reckless lifestyle”

It is apparent that her crack, chain smoking, and other bad habits have caused her serious health problems. Who wants to hear Amy Winehouse sing Rehab with a Susan Estrich like smokers voice? With emphysema and 70% or less lung capacity, undoubtedly her career has come to a screeching halt.

With that said I have started an Amy Winehouse death watch poll. No I don’t want her to die, she is extremly talented and is throwing it all away. But just like the “Reality Show” Intervention, sometimes there is nothing you can do but cut the ties and let them go. So all of you fans out there should just dump her and leave her. Your support and monetary contributions (Album Sales) are only delaying the inevitable and enabling her bad behavior.

So let the betting begin. Take the death watch poll and let us know what you think. Heck even Vegas is hedging bets. But I will make it even more interesting, the first person to leave a comment at the end of this post and guesses her expiration date within five days, will get a nice fifty dollar iTunes death, Ahem… gift certificate. That of course only applies to 2008.

Tags: Amy Winehouse, death watch

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